I think I am morally bankrupt
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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