He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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