They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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