Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
