Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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