so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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