My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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