Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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