So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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