You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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