How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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