My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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