its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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