How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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