Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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