Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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