Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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