Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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