I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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