She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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