My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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