i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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