She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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