I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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