Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
