just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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