in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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