question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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