If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I need moral support for this bender
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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