You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
