honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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