would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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