girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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