Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
