no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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