So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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