someone owes me an orgasm
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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