I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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