Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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