I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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