I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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