I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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