Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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