He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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