nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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