Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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