I just gift wrapped bread.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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