Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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