We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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