i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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