There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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