You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
my liver is dry heaving
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
