I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
