No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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