I like my sex mixed with concussions.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
