wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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